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Flash 55 – Favors
- November 20th, 2009
Dear Bloggie Friends:
Please do the following through November 30:
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Write shorter posts (less than fifty-five words would be ideal – just pictures would be best.)
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No multiple postings within twenty-four hours.
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Everyone switch to posting at the same time.
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No posting after Nine Ante Meridiem
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Keep commenting on my posts.
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Pray for my sanity.
Thanks.

Flash 55 is hosted by G-Man (Mr. Knowitall). The idea is to write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you’ve posted your 55. Thanks G-man for hosting.
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I got the day (night – morning) for the New Moon premier wrong.
It’s 00:01 on Friday.
I’ll let you know Saturday how it was (if I ever really go see the movie.)

Hmmm, I’ll try but it won’t be easy. My 55 is HERE.
I was supposed to go tomorrow but plans changed and I won’t make it. Alas. If you do go, have a bit of popcorn for me.
Your nr 1 on the list it’s been my style of blogging for years…never got to develop writing skills, that’s why I never leave home without my camera
Not “it’s” but “has”, geez!
Mar! You are really FUNNY! I was so shocked by your ‘diss’ of someone else’s post that I had to go to YOUR blog. You wrote something along the lines of “comments are the new hug”. And I was thinking – well, that certainly wasn’t a hug! Then I saw that you criticized/edited/corrected yourself! And I had to laugh! I certainly capture a very funny, nice personality. Love your bird of paradise, too.
Take time off from reading other blogs. I expect we’ll still read yours daily.
ROFLMBO! How MANY times I’ve wished my friends would follow those rules! I’ll tell ya what! Just READ the first 50 words of my post. Or the LAST 50! Or ANY 50 of your choosing! LOL!
I am only putting up one post for the week so I am going to double my word count in that post. I agree with what Melli said – reading almost any 50 of my post would be enough since I do not post pictures.
I’m so FREAKING excited about New Moon. I can’t wait to read your review. 55 words ey? I’ve never counted my words, but I can try.
I’ll do you one better Vanessa, I’ll just not post at all
I’ll miss you next week and I’ll get caught up with you when things are *ahem* normal (HAHAHAHAHAHA… on normal- NOT on getting caught up).
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
I can comment, sure, but I’m pretty sure I’m incapable of posts composed of fewer than 55 words.
And I guess keep videos down to less than thirty seconds. You’re hilarious. Who wants to be sane in an insane world?
Tsk. Sorry, Nessa, but you know I do things the way I do them. I know it’s a lot, with three on Friday and two the rest of the time, but you don’t have to comment on everything. Just visiting Suzie’s House is enough to give you a special place in my heart.
I am one wordy lady. I can’t possibly stop at 55 words in one post. That’s just not my style. And for me personally, the more that is blogged, the more I enjoy —in EACH one I visit.
Have a great weekend.
Hi Nessa. Basically I’m doing all that while I fall back and get my act together again after having everything torn up for the new flooring here.
I am also getting ready for my ‘big fourth’ year end post complete with evaluations. AND (right now) I am not thinking of starting another new blog. Eleven–only three very active at all–and a MySpace is enough.
Oh yes, and commenting on your DAILY posts.
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Ummm, okay…Sanity ascending, hopefully…as for the rest…opps…lol
Sandi
Forgot to tell you that ‘New Moon‘ has opened year already. Almost all over town. At all twelve Cinemark Theatres, the eight AMC’s, the three Movie Taverns, two for the Edwards, Landmarks, and Studios, and in most all of the independents.
Note from a reviewer’s advisory: Strong language, peril, mild viololence and seenes of a guy falling apart every time he kisses Kristen Stewart. She gave it TWO STARS (??)
I will like Sandra Bullock in ‘The Blind Side‘ better is my guess, maybe even ‘Pirate Radio‘ (don’t like its R-rating) since I am into radio as a hobby.
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Have a nice weekend. Go to the movies.
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Just to help you out I have planned on leaving town on Saturday (and therefore blog-town) until mid-December.
I won’t get to comment on your posts, but I will pray for your sanity, and I look forward to getting to read your masterpiece when I get back!
Vanessa Kilmer…Why am I the Last to know about this 55?
I feel like your red-headed step child!
I’m sure that there is a logical explanation.
But since you don’t owe me a Damn Thing, I’ll take it like a man…*sniff* and move on….
Oh…thanks for playing today…G
Remember me? *sniff*
I don’t know if I can comply. I tried to set my post scheduler last night, and it wouldn’t work. So now I am stuck being a late West Coast blogger.
My 55 takes Victoria’s Secret to task today.
You’ll have to send me a reminder every day or I’ll forget – I’m a senior now you no! LOL
Clever 55!
Hi Nessa! I love playing by the G-Man’s rules; It really helps my ‘writing’ because it is so important to self-edit and take out the unnecessary stuff. Even the parts we think are brilliant, sometimes they have to go to make the 55 move along and make it a more compelling read. I LOVE your comments – you’re in my Top Two of comment peeps. Intelligent and you add so much. Maybe you can do a photo Wednesday or 50-Wednesday? You’re a TALENT. Maybe visit less blogs so you can really absorb the 55’s instead of feeling like it’s too many words? Lots of love, Bubs.
I should be able to handle short stories as you req
Well, that was short – I pressed submit by mistake
As I was saying. I should be able to handle short stories as you request, being, at 5ft 4in, a short story writer
Too funny! Sometimes I would *love* to post some rules but have never dared. These are spot-on. I shall now go and immediately break three of them LOL.
Also LOL at Anthony’s ’short story writer’ comment!!
lol. i feel your pain today. playing catch up after an allergic reaction last night…
i will probably break them by monday…but i will be back and comment. smiles.
Don’t I wish?!! Not known for being “brief” ~ though I can comply with the pictures. Funny post, I had to read it again after I realized it was your 55 and not a “disclaimer”! Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
Mine is up:
Friday Flash 55 ~ The Boy on The Metro
Okay I’ll do this just for you.
*me turns around belts down and woo woo and says pffft…me keep ‘em short and only one post…yeah right. Looking back up at Nessa smiles and says…I’ll help you keep your sanity trust me !!!
Crap…forgot to say what a great 55 that was and wish you a wonderful Friday and weekend ahead
LOL – well, I can try to do all that, but I know I’m gonna fail because I have a blog tour organized to promote Soldier of Fortune, and I’m all over the place. Um…do we get punished for misbehaving???
Just a note: check out tvtropes.org when you have a moment and are writing a story. It’s nice to have bookmarked when you need ideas. Better than an English or Writing course but don’t spend too much time there. Just get an idea and go with it.
How about “play more memes?” I just posted my version of the one on 9 truths and one lie that I saw here earlier in the week.
Now, that’s funny!
This sounds like a fun challenge. Too bad I caught on so late. I’m up to my eyeballs in NaNoWriMo too.
How ’bout next year?
SPINNING AND GRINNING – THE SPIN DOCTOR
I have lots odf rules that nobody pays attention too. Good Luck.
Wonderful use of a 55
Nah, sanity is overrated.
Try the alternative; everyone has much lower expectations.
Have a good weekend!
Well, I can comment on you posts and wish you luck with the sanity thing, but that’s all I’m promising.
Short is sweet. I will try!
You know I tend to run off at the keyboard don’t you?
Ha! Good luck with getting people to change their blogging style! The best you can do is alter your reading style – I don’t read super-long possts myslef – too much work and time invoved (although my cut-off is much higher than 55 words).
I’m cool with most of those rules…but not all.
So who’s got the job of blog rule police? LOL
Ok, I guess for me it won’t be much posting anyway, since I will be super busy!
LOL. What a great 55 Flash! I think I can do most of the rules