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|Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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